I've Been Scaping!

What have I exactly have I done these past two days on Runescape? You're about to find out! (Best read quickly, one straight after the other) All in order!

DAY 1

Logged in
Looked around
Went to bank
Took death costume
Left bank
Wore death costume
Walked around
Followed people
Stalked people
Scared people
"You're time has come"
Just watch em run!
Walked to Draynor
Walked to Falador
Walked to house portal
Someone went to house
I followed into house
House was bare
They had a scare
We talked a while
I took off costume
We became friends
We went to my house
Had a 'cupper'
Fired Rick
Hired Rick
Not really :P
Left house
I helped him finish quest
He helped me start the quest
He had to go
I finished quest
Got Broomstick of all things
Sweep with broomstick
Carried on walking
Teleported to Lumbridge
Went to cow fields
Killed cows
Met some people
We all killed cows
I bury bones
I take raw meat
I lend my weapon
I go to bank
"Be right back"
Chop down trees
Go to cow feilds
"Look I'm back"
Have a party
Have a dance
Light a fire
Cook the meat
Give the meat to a noob
For free
Kill more cows
Cook more meat
Kill kill kill
Meat meat meat
Cook cook cook
Leave those guys
"See you later"
Probably won't
Go to bank
Walk to Falador
Walk to desert
Went in desert
No money left
Nearly die in desert
Scrape up some money for waterskin
Make it back
Barely alive
Teleport to Falador
Look around once more
Log out.

Day 2

Logged in
Look I'm in Falador
Walked around
Went to bank
Deposited Death Costume
Took out
Rune Scimmy
Granite Body
Rune legs
Just to be safe
Went into dungeon
Killed skeletons
Killed ghosts
Found a turn off
Leads to chaos druids
JACKPOT
These guys drop
Runes
Herbs
Bones
Money
Met some people down there
Talked while killing
Made friends while killing
Had a laugh while killing
Killing while killing
Must've been there 20 minutes
Sheesh
Walked to bank
Found out I'd made 40k down there
"Holy shiiit"
Went to Grand Exchange
Met a friend at Grand Exchange
Quest friend from yesterdays logs on
Use Grand Exchange
Sell Herbs for 30k in Grand Exchange
Ker-Chingggg!
Bought a ring of duelling
Went to Mobilising Armies
Played the tutorial in Mobilising Armies
It was fun
Teleported to Duelling Arena
Challenged a level 90
Got owned
Challenged a level 101
Got owned
Challenge a level 64
Got owned
Now that's just embarassing (I'm level 64)
Challenged a level 71
Got owned
Went to the stands
Watched some duels
On the way down
What's this?
FALLEN STAR!
Very rare to find
Rush to bank
Get pickaxe
Join the other miners
Mine Mine Mine
Sweat Sweat Sweat
Took a screenshot:

Better be worth it
We crash down a layer
3 other people turn up
We crash down another layer
4 more people turn up
Mining party
Wooooooooooooo!
Reach 200 stardust
That's the limit
Carried on mining
Got a mining level up
Hoorah
Level 44
20 minutes later
Burst through the last layer
Meet star sprite
Get reward from star sprite
Holy cow
50k
20 gold ores
160 Cosmic runes
51 astral runes
Thanks star dude!
Took a screenshot:

People had left by then
Walked around a bit more
Had a fun time
Logged out
The End.

And now I'm gonna play more Runescape!!

School's Out!

Schooooools out, for, summer! Bow, bow, bow, bow diddy bow bow!
Schooooools out, for, ever! Bow, bow, bow, bow diddy bow bow!

I just realized, I seem to recite a lot of song lyrics in my blog. Why is that? Hurmmm...

Well, school was technically out on Friday, but I was away for the weekend and on Monday I didn't feel like doing anything. So I'm writing today.

At the end of the "end of year assembly" (that lasts four hours so when you leave you can't feel your legs) the headteacher and vice headteacher got on stage and sang that song. They're both really old, too. It was funny, but we were laughing AT them, not WITH them.

Fail.

Ah, the great british summer. It's raining righ now. Tipping it down. You'd think it was winter. So much for a sunny summer (look at post Sunny Summer? Please?)

So at the weekend, I went up north to see my family and drop my sister off at Auntie Tanya's where she'll be in France for 3 weeks. I've heard it'll be nice and sunny up there.

*Twitch*

But I had fun up north. I'm being treated like an older person more each time I visit. And of course, cue everyone saying, "Your voice is deeper."

It's. Still. Breaking. -.-

Well, that's just all I think I can cram into this post.... oh! I'm starting a card-trading thing. It won't be good quality and it won't even be usable IRL (it will, but no-one does). So far I've only made one but I'm going to make a big collection. I might make a website for it or something, I don't know...

Anyhow, here's the first card:



You like? Please tell me what you think :-) Happy Summer Britain!

UPDATE

I've changed the card look, seeing as I couldn't find the proper template for the one above:

Youtube appall me yet again.

First off, I will be away from July 16th to July 18th. That's Saturday to Sunday, however I won't have time to go on the computer again until Monday.

Another little outrage from the google/youtube business. We all know that Youtube have their own blog which they post site news on. They say they listen to feedback, but that's a lie and everyone knows it. Old news.

But recently youtube moved the blog over to a blogger one like this. It looks exactly the same, nothing's changed except the blogger toolbar at the top. Still, nothing outrageous.

But on the blog they've been promising to put only site news on since the year dot, today, or yesterday, I don't know, you can now find a newspost called: When coronation street meets google maps on youtube. Actually, this blog post is only available in the UK, so I'll post what it says.

"YouTube, Coronation Street and Google Maps: how could they possibly come together? The answer lies with the fabled Google Street View Car, which today rolled over the most famous cobbles in Manchester with a view to incorporating shots of the soap's set into the service.

It will take a few months for the images to be processed and carefully stitched together before being incorporated into Street View on Google Maps, but for anyone who can't wait until then the Corrie team filmed the four-wheeled photographer in action:

[POINTLESS 12 SECOND VIDEO]

OK, so this is essentially a video of car driving along a road... but hey: what a road! For more Coronation Street news online, head here.

Have fun,
Jamie"

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE. IT'S PROMOTING GOOGLE.

I am sick and tired, google. If by any slim chance you are reading this news post, I beg you to sort yourselves out. Listen to us. For once.

5 Lessons Left!

Lil' post. Just an iddy bitty one. :-)

I shouldn't be up this hour, I have school in the morning. To be honest, I'm only 10 minutes overdue to turn off the computer. I'll be chucked off any minute now.

But heck, I don't really need sleep. I have 5 lessons left (mostly DVD's anyway) and Friday is a half day which we spent cooped up in an overfilled sports hall for a usually-crap "summer concert".

My school is doing this new "vertical tutoring" thing. Basically, we get about 4 year 7's, 8's, 9's, 10's (that'll be me!), and 11's. The teachers seem to think this is a good idea. They get so confused, bless 'em.

Face it, teachers... they're like Youtube staff. Ignorant. Don't listen. For instance, the teachers tells you off for talking in class, but they do it all the bloody time!

Where was I? Ah, yes. We also change our tutor teachers, which is annoying because I had Mrs. Stokes - who honestly isn't bad as far as teachers go. Not too shoudy. Old. Brain only mildly frazzled, unlike some teachers I could mention.

New tutor - Mr Tanner. Of course you don't know who he is. He's usually strict and moody. A maths teacher. But he was genuinly happy to have me in his tutor group.

He obviously hasn't gotten to know me yet.

Nah, I'm not that bad. So today, when we spent 20 minutes with our new tutors for next year, he was droning on about how he's here to help, he's selling pencils for 2p more than he bought them for, but the profit will be spent on biscuits or a christmas party.

That part seriously worried me. He's told old for a mid-life crisis, so I'm just guessing his brain's lost it's spark. If it was there to begin with.

Oh me oh my, look at the time. I know you're enjoying this blog, but I gotta fly, bye!

(Tutor = registration groups in the morning, if you didn't know that, you should be ashamed.)

Do the happy dance... do the happy dance.
DO THE HAPPY DANCE!

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Doo, DOO DOO DOO DOOO, DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOOOO, DOO DOO DOO DOOO, DOO DOO DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH DUNN, DUH DUH DUNNN, DUDDA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN, DUN, DUN, DUH DUH DUNNNNNN!

/guitar solo end

Okay, so, KrazyK, Kayblue10, Mr Random dude - what's with the strangely randomly epic blog title and starter?

Hang on a moment and I'll tell you. First, straight after I typed epic there was a huge gust of wind that made my curtains go everywhere. How awesome is THAT?

Oh, yeah, the boring part. I only have Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/Friday left of year 9. 25 lessons until summer holidays. (No, not 9.25 lessons you smart ass, end of year 9.[SPACE]25 lessons)

And I'll never have to do French, RE, Art, and a bunch of other stuff again. But I get to focus on cool stuff like ICT, History and English for my GCSE's (I'll be concentrating on those 3 subjects the most).

So yeah, that's the boring part.

But don't forget - MY CURTAINS BLEW! HOW EPIC WAS THAT?!?!?!

Party Time?

So last night I went to a party. Well, I went with my family to a party. It was my Dad's friend's 40th party, and they had a DJ and everything.

A DJ and everything.

There were only a few kids there, but I'm 14 and I wasn't treated like a kid, which I like. I hate it when I'm treated like a kid.

When the buffet was ready in the other room, I was the first in there. It was kinda funny, on my way out an old lady said, "Children first then, is it?" So I just looked at her and said, "Yeah, because we're the growing ones!"

After the food, things got a little crazy. The adults got drunker, the kids got crazier, the music got wilder. And then Cotten-Eye Joe came on.

If it hadn't been for Cotten-Eyed Joe, I'd been married long time ago, where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe?

No-one was on the dance-floor. No-one had been dancing much. And that's when I did it.

I did an almost solo dance performance during the whole of Cotten-Eye Joe. And soon enough, I had all 70 people at the party clapping and cheering.

Apparently, I 'broke the ice' because after that, everyone else started dancing. Not me - I was chilling out for the remainder of the party! - but everyone else was dancing.

And now, as I knew I would the next day, I feel like a right tit.

England = Sunny Summer? Please?

July, July, July... the sleek green car on my calender, the month usually seen as the middle of summer, the month of lazyness.

For America, maybe.

England have always had the worst climate (and our summer holidays are in August too), and that does get kind of annoying. However, this year the weather's looking better. It's hot and sunny. We might actually have the dream summer for once.

Or maybe not.

Today, it's been humid - hot but cloudy/rainy. Highly uncomfortable. Annoying, too. I hate in-between weather. I've heard a rumour it's supposed to be like this all summer. I bloody hope not.

Although on the bright side, the wet season has ended in my town on Animal Crossing. Bring in the shades!